So you know you are spending too much time with dogs when
A: you find yourself throwing bits of food on floor when you are at a restaurant.
B: you find yourself spelling words so that your dog doesn't know your plans.
C: you roll over in your bed and 2 dogs fall out. 
D: That horrible moment when your dog gives you a big wet kiss on the cheek and you catch the unmistakable aroma of cat poop... arrrrrrggghhh