Monday, November 10, 2014

For your amusement

So in middle of night I see the floor lamp which is directly beside front door is on. I am thinking maybe night owl son dusty is upstairs and so I go to turn it off. It has a hateful switch so I sort of had to bend down and get under it so I could see the knob-- at which point I see the door is slightly ajar and realize dusty is outside. Just at that moment, he walked in-- sees a figure all bent up under the light. All I hear is "oh my God" as the door slams shut.  It was Totally unintentional but I can't quit laughing about it. It was worse first time it happened, when I had no idea he was outside, standing in doorway. He was sneaking a cigarette, standing quietly in the night with his back to the doorway. I had decided to open door and let some air in and had no idea he would be standing there. So- upon opening door and seeing a tall figure looming there I loudly let out a yelp and dusty nearly fainted. Lol life at the Moore's. 

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Devil knows how to open doors too

The title of next book will be: "adventures of a hillbilly psychic." Just FYI.
So you know you are spending too much time with dogs when
A: you find yourself throwing bits of food on floor when you are at a restaurant.
B: you find yourself spelling words so that your dog doesn't know your plans.
C: you roll over in your bed and 2 dogs fall out. 

D: That horrible moment when your dog gives you a big wet kiss on the cheek and you catch the unmistakable aroma of cat poop... arrrrrrggghhh

Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Hauntings!

Wishing you a fun and safe Halloween!  Maybe it's true that the veil is thin and spirits are walking about right now. Last night- my doorbell started ringing - often in a peculiar pattern.  Go figure. 
So-- hope your Halloween is a good one. 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

For your amusement

Life at the Moore's: I couldn't find my muscle rub last night which is always on my nightstand/vanity. I was sleepy and not really needing it, so I went on to sleep. I woke up very early though and did need it and so I looked again on and under the nightstand with no luck. Then- I looked again. Gone. James gets up in a few - looks everywhere on that vanity-- no luck.  He went on to kitchen to make our tea and I dozed off for a few. When I woke up- there was the rub, plain sight- right there on my nightstand. So. I suppose "someone"  found it for me, Thank you very much. (james was as mystified as I was) So. There you go.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

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For Your Amusement: strange thing happened with james

     If you know my husband James, then you know where he is concerned, nothing should surprise me. However, this is just weirder than usual.  The other day, I walked into the kitchen and there was James, just standing there, looking on a shelf for something. I stopped in my tracks as I actually did not recognize him. Yet.. I could plainly see it was him! I made a rapid mental inventory - it's James's clothes, it's his height, his posture, his body and face, and it's clearly not my son. As I was rapidly analyzing this, I was alarmed for my health,  thinking maybe I was fixing to have a stroke, when our dog Martin casually walked in.  Martin also stopped abruptly, stepped back and started barking at James as if he were a stranger.  Finally, after a few seconds, things seemed normal again.  James later said that at that moment he had intense feelings of gloom.  I am thinking, and I feel I'm right.. he was stepping partially out of his body.  I did feel at first that maybe it was an attachment, but after further thought and conversation, I think he was a bit "out."  It happened again last night but just for a second. I am wondering why I should have to tell James to cut it out and get back in your body, but then again, it is James.