Tuesday, September 16, 2014

For your amusement

So. I was in car, eating this sandwich (ok it was a Big Mac) with shredded lettuce on it when a phone call from my kids dad came in. Since he was returning my call and I only needed to say "never mind earlier message," I went ahead and answered right away. Just at that moment, however, a bit (a glob) of mayo and lettuce made it's way under my bottom partial. This somehow caused my fake teeth to pop up half way loose into my mouth -which led me to trying to push them back in place  with my tongue in order to speak (as my other hand was busy holding onto my food). This led me  to try and say "never mind" so I could attend to things- but now my partial had twisted totally and bizarrely sideways in my mouth and lettuce and mayo was spewing everywhere. all I could say was something  like "gawk-- gak--- hhaaaaumph"etc. I dropped phone to fix things but before I could, said lettuce glob had been forced to back of throat and was partially hanging onto my uvula. This caused gagging, flailing and mental cursing as all I could verbalize was something along lines of "gaaaa ---gack-aarrrr" which translates to "for gosh sakes help me, I'm choking to death." Meanwhile, James Moore was sitting right beside me, paying zero attention. Niece Lisa was in car beside mine, also enjoying a sandwich and paying only mild attention. My ex. Husband Could be heard on phone- "what? What? What did you need? Say again?" As I tried to answer! Finally teeth flew out lettuce et all went down the hatch. During all this, James didn't raise an eyebrow and Lisa Davis Boyd lost even mild interest immediately.. which begs the question- is this how I normally appear when I eat?? I wonder.  

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

OK, this happened. 
Last night, I awoke to feeling (not of alarm, just a feeling) of someone in my room. I glanced over to James' side of the bed and saw who I assumed to be my son, Dustin Whitesides, standing there and watched him turn to walk away. I assumed he had came in for some tums which are on James Moore night stand, as he has done that twice before. I braced myself for an onslaught of barking as Martin will not tolerate stealing, trespassing nor the sight of Dusty. I turned my head in order to continue watching him leave, hoping that he and or Dusty would remain silent when I realized.. the figure had disappeared.  My room is not that dark, and the figure while "dusty sized," was slightly illuminated white/gray. I assumed he looked that way due to the bit of light coming in thru windows and my sleepy eyes. Regardless of my sleepiness, I know what i saw and I saw it for more than a few seconds.  I waited a minute and got up to go to bathroom and found Dusty up and doing laundry.  He had not been in our room at all.  so.  go figure. as i said, that happened.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Today, I felt an unusual energy- like there had been a world turning point. So- I tell you for no real reason- just FYI.  I expect people might be easily distracted right now, so try and pay attention to avoid mishaps. Health/wellness should be highlighted, and balance (head/heart/gut) is important as always- more so perhaps. One can't always control every aspect of life. Sometimes it's nice to just breathe and let go for a while. I  feeling dreams may be taking on added significance right now. A dream journal might be useful. Don't over analyze anything tho as the temptation to do so could be strong. I'm wishing everyone a wonderful Labor Day weekend.  

Friday, August 22, 2014

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